Hits home; maybe this will be an inspiration?
It’s not a finished project but this could give you ideas and be a starting point for something that will work for you. This way you’ll make not a form (or a form, but with a single input field), or better, connect to a messenger of your choice (I’ll soon make it possible to use WhatsApp directly with Coda), and let the AI figure out what fields to fill out based on your natural language input. Then you get back to it when you can and do the necessary grooming.